My thoughts on New Moon.

I was pretty much lulzing the whole time, not even going to lie. What with Rob Patt's nasty happy trail and the whole let's-moan-when-we're-barely-even-kissing thing.

Things I did enjoy?

Asian-boy-Eric balling in the scene where they're all watching Romeo&Juliet in class. So good.

Although I'm fairly ashamed, shirtless Jacob. haha. My ridiculous hollering was just because I like to start crowd activities, though. (:

The fact that there was a dream catcher in the movie. Not sure why I enjoyed it so much?

The dialog in Face Punch or whatever the move Bella, Jacob, and Mike saw together was called. lullllz.

Oh! and that old guy that's pretending to help Charlie look for the HUGE wolves. He's hilarious.

Things that were absolutely ridiculous?

Dakota Fanning. 'Nuff said.

Rob Patt/Kirsten Stewart's acting. Pretty freaking BAD.

Jacob's long, top-half-only-pulled-back hair. Seriously, wtf?

Edward's reciting of R&J. Not impressive. Would've left you right then if I were Bella. "Jacob would've never done that. See you LATEZ Ed."

Bella's intense owl-screeching nightmare spaz-attacks.

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So, did anyone else notice that Mike's gotten a bit chubbier since the last movie? I suppose the constant rejection from Bella has forced him to pint after pint of Ben&Jerry's, while sitting around watching Lifetime movies with his mother, the only woman that will ever love him if he keeps his Ben&Jerry love affair up. Srsly, dude. Take a hint from every other male in that movie and hit the freaking gym! Bella obviously needs her man to have a six-pack before she can even consider loving him. Edward has one, Jacob has one. YOU DON'T. Take a hint, dude.

That's all, for now. hahaha.

-Anja.

AAOK; Halfway through 15-epilogue.

First of all, I totally didn't expect The Other Colin and Katrina's affair, although I probably should have. Why did Katrina have to be such a hoe? I suppose I'm just glad Hassan didn't get hurt in all of this. I like Hassan. He's hilarious. I also like the fact that Lindsey doesn't go crawling back to TOC. Good stuff. And who knew SOCT and JATT(TOC's friends) were fairly good people? Helpin' Colin S. and Hassan attempt to beat up TOC like that. Good guys.

I like how caring Hollis, Lindsey's mom, is about the people in Gutshot. How she's keeping them all employed, even though she should be laying off a ton of people because they just aren't selling those tampon strings like they used to. haha.

Lindsey's hideout-cave thing sounds pretty bomb, not even going to lie. I wish I had something like that. But, no. Idaho freaking sucks. Plus, it's always freezing balls.

And I really dug that Colin picked up on Lindsey's "I'm sleeping over at Janet's house" lie, and went to the hideout to talk to her. It was super cute.

I really liked this book. Not as much as Paper Towns, but, whatevz

-Anja

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P.S.: I lulz at ALL of the Thunderstick jokes. Seriously. hahaha.

P.P.S.:The whole story behind why they say "fug" was freaking hilarious.

AAOK; Chapters 1-15.

What's with all of the characters in John Green's books being such lovesick-whiney-boys. Srsly?

Aside from that, I absolutely love his books. hahaha.

And, In AAOK and Paper Towns, the friends that can't get girlfriends to save their lives end up dating the hottest girls in school. lolwut?

Just sayin', that doesn't ACTUALLY happen.

And, I really hope Lindsey and Colin S. get together. It's intense how much he needs to break the Katherine thing, I mean REALLY.

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Predictions for the rest of the book:

Colin grows some manhood, and asks Lindsey out. She says no. He burns the Theorem and whines about how he doesn't matter enough.

An Abundance Of Kathrines.

I'll be blogging about my adventures through books, and to begin, An Abundance Of Katherine's by John Green. Love you, Danielle. (:

-Anja.